| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
A soft, classic tee that says what you’re thinking before your first sip. This shirt features a bold retro graphic of a grumpy cat holding a coffee mug with the blunt caption “Coffee — Because Murder Is Wrong.” It lands as a dry, dark-humor statement piece that reads like a morning mood: sardonic, funny, and very clear. Wear it on slow weekends, bleary work mornings, or to coffee runs when sarcasm is your armor. The relaxed crew neck and midweight cotton feel familiar from the first wear; the ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeated washes. The print uses crisp DTF and DTG techniques so the vintage stripes and cat details stay sharp. If your mornings are shaped by strong coffee and sharper wit, this tee becomes part of that routine and the kind of thing friends will nod at and laugh about aloud.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; midweight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeves/labels and DTG for main graphic — sharp, detailed print
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
