| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
This classic cotton tee carries a wink of vintage humor—an illustrated, retro-striped medallion framing a facepalm pose and the phrase “I never said that.” It feels like a quiet inside joke you’ll reach for when you want something easy, low-key, and a little clever. The relaxed crew cut and soft, medium-weight fabric settle into the kind of comfortable wear you keep coming back to: mornings with coffee, low-effort weekends, or layering under a jacket when plans turn unexpectedly social. It reads like a subtle statement for someone who prefers dry humor and honest vibes over loud branding.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 5.3 oz/yd²) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a cleaner silhouette
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- Dual printing methods (DTF for sleeves/labels, DTG for main artwork) for sharp, detailed graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
