| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
This soft, sturdy tee brings a little wicked humor to everyday wear. Front art shows a wide-mouthed opossum rendered with vintage-style shading and a pop of blood-red on its nose, paired with the cheeky line “First Of All I’m a Delight.” Short sentences, bold contrast, and warm white fabric make the illustration feel like a found-poster from a strange roadside carnival. Wear it when you want to provoke a laugh, lean into dark whimsy, or nod to outsider humor in a low-key way. The relaxed fit and classic crew neck let the graphic sit front-and-center without fuss. Machine-friendly fabric and reliable printing keep the design crisp after many washes, so the joke stays sharp.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton for most solid colors (5.3 oz/yd²) — durable yet breathable
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing construction
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and resist stretching
- Dual printing: detailed DTF for sleeves/inner neck plus DTG for main front print — crisp, long-lasting image
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty; ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
