| |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
This classic crew tee carries a bold, witty attitude—simple black canvas, crisp white typography that reads: “Don’t mess with old people — we didn’t get this age by being stupid.” It’s relaxed and unfussy, made to be worn loud and proud at family gatherings, neighborhood banter, or while out running errands. The soft, medium-weight cotton feels familiar from the first wear, and the clean ribbed collar and tear-away label keep comfort front and center. It’s a shirt that sparks a smile, starts a conversation, and celebrates the sharp, no-nonsense humor of older adults with confidence and style.
Product features
- 100% medium-weight cotton (solid colors) — durable, breathable 180 g/m² fabric
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and reduced stretching
- DTG and DTF printing for crisp, detailed white graphics on black fabric
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, made in Nicaragua with ethical US cotton sourcing
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
